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Before all this
One freezing December night.
Someone left me in a cardboard box. I was three months old.
“I am not crying. You are.”
The Court of Elthie is in session.
How do you plead?
What did you do?
I closed the door.Dinner was late.I got up at 5:01.I have a nine o'clock meeting.The bowl is not empty.I did nothing.
The verdict
“We do not do that here.”
The staff
Mom does everything. Dad is my hero.
“Is that fair?” “No.”
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